"can i have some of your fries?"
honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends
when someone reading in class and your name is in the story
My heart just melted.
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how about you turn your phone off and turn me on??
I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go.
cosplay at its funniest
It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.
They’re…… they’re ghosts….